my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.